dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

shotacatboys:

that’s enough letting him try and be independent or else we’ll have another burnt down mansion to take care of

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

  • Augustus: so your name is four
  • Tobias: yeah
  • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  • Tobias: will you stop

I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

darning-socks:

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them

I finally finished my video ahh. Idk it’s not good but I have a lot of feelings about the trio. Enjoy! 

fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

yourdarklordsatan:

gingerhaze:

you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to

and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?

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"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

hunger games au: last year was child’s play

based on this post (x)

coltre:

" I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "

coltre:

" I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.